…you get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
…CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
…Exxon-Mobil lays off 25 Congressmen.
…You see a polygamist with only one wife.
…the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
…McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
…Parents in Beverly Hills fire their nannies and learn their children’s names.
…A truckload of Americans are caught sneaking into another country
…When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
…A picture is now only worth 200 words.