What is a cat?
* Cats do what they want.
* They rarely listen to you.
* They’re totally unpredictable.
* They whine when they are not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to be alone.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They expect you to cater to their every whim.
* They’re moody.
* They leave hair everywhere.
* They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They’re tiny little women in cheap fur coats