Written by Miss CJ
The Alphabet Soup of Sexuality just got a whole lot more inclusive. Or just plain crazy.
According to this, Wesleyan University has extended the already-cumbersome LGBTQ acronym into the even more unwieldy LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM. Which stands for (deep breath) – “Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Queer, Questioning, Flexual, Asexual, Genderf*ck, Polyamourous, Bondage/Disciple, Dominance/Submission, Sadism/Masochism.”
(I can already see a problem with that sequence of letters – starting with that “F” in the middle. Somebody’s going to hear about this one).
So, Wesleyan has got every sexuality under the sun covered (unless something else gets invented). Yet, we have people upset about being called simply “men and women.”
We are so doomed.