Marriage Humor

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Marriage Humour

Wife: ‘What are you doing?’

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: ‘Nothing . . . ? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’

Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’

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Wife: ‘Do you want dinner?’

Husband: ‘Sure! What are my choices?’

Wife: ‘Yes or no.’

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