Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who
lived far away called his brother and told him, “Do something
nice for Dad and send me the bill.”
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month,
he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring
it was some incidental expense.
Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the
man called his brother again to find out what was going on.
“Well,” said the other brother, “You said to do something
nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo